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Look, HUMAN FART FILTER 😈 Is it seriously that hard for you ..

Look, HUMAN FART FILTER 😈 Is it seriously that hard for you to do ONE thing while I relax and play games?? Your face belongs under my ass, loser 🍑💨 start sniffing while I crush you with my full weight!!

Um, hello?? Are you ignoring me?? ...I guess you'll just hav..

Um, hello?? Are you ignoring me?? ...I guess you'll just have to pay for it 😈 Sniff sniff, fart bitch 🍑💨

Thanks for tonight, but... you're just not for me 🤷🏻‍♀️ I do..

Thanks for tonight, but... you're just not for me 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't know how to say this so I'll just tell you like it is.. I don't date short guys. I know it's shallow or whatever, but I just don't see you as like, a real man. The only use I have for short guys is for you to sniff up all my farts 🍑💨 That's a job you're actually perfect for, I mean you don't even have to get on your knees because you're already at the perfect height to bury your face in my ass hahaha 😆 So... Do you want t...

Good morning fart bitch!! 🍑💨 Hahaha are you EVER going to le..

Good morning fart bitch!! 🍑💨 Hahaha are you EVER going to learn that you're never going to escape my noxious gas if I feel like using you for a laugh?? 🤣 Struggle and complain all you want, it just makes it more entertaining for me 😈 I should just do this like every morning... It's exactly what a loser like you deserves 🖕

Your face is mine to sit on any time I feel like it 😉

You'd better be ready to sniff 🍑💨💨👃

As fun as it is... I can't stomp around in thigh boots and l..

As fun as it is... I can't stomp around in thigh boots and latex 24/7 👠 Most nights I'm just going to eat garlic bread and binge netflix while I'm sitting and farting on your face hahaha 🍑💨💨

Lmao shut up and start sniffing!! 🐽 Do you have any idea how..

Lmao shut up and start sniffing!! 🐽 Do you have any idea how distracting it is when you're struggling while I'm trying to watch Netflix?? You have ONE JOB right now - to make your face the perfect fart filtering seat for me while I relax and watch anime 🍑💨 I honestly don't even see what the problem is - you should be grateful to receive literally ANYTHING from me, loser!! 🖕

Here... let me introduce your face to its new home 😈

Ok so I seriously need to know which smells the absolute wor..

Ok so I seriously need to know which smells the absolute worst 🤢 Is it my sweaty old socks 🧦 my dirty feet 👣 or my farts 🍑💨💨 hahaha. Mmmmm it doesn't seem like you're very sure, so here, let's try them all again! Don't worry, you're going to get to sample each one plenty of times, I'm not in any rush. Why don't we try the farts without the shorts filtering it this time... does that change your answer? How about you eat another one just to make sure 😈

No where to go now, loser 😈 All you get to breathe is my nas..

No where to go now, loser 😈 All you get to breathe is my nasty farts!! 🍑💨 This cling wrap is the perfect way to strap your face straight onto my gassy booty.. Make sure you breathe it all in - I feel another one coming hahaha 🖕

Get your face in deeper 🖕

Well? Can you taste my lunch? 😈

So like honestly these home workouts solve my biggest proble..

So like honestly these home workouts solve my biggest problem at the gym... I can finally just rip farts at will 🤣🍑💨 How does that fresh workout sweat 💦 smell loser? Do the yoga pants feel all sweaty and moist on your face? Does it make the farts smell better or worse? Not that it matters... Just shut up and sniff 🤣😈

I'm in the mood to play games and relax... get into sniffing..

I'm in the mood to play games and relax... get into sniffing position, human fart filter 😈

It's only right that the last thing I do before I go to bed ..

It's only right that the last thing I do before I go to bed is fart in your face - there's no better feeling than emptying my guts down your throat hahaha 🍑💨 Do you prefer the smell of my farts or the taste of my asshole, loser?? 🖕

Obviously the only reason I keep you around is so you can sw..

Obviously the only reason I keep you around is so you can swallow my huge farts 🍑💨 while licking my sweaty feet clean 👣💦 Awww, is it hard to lick all the gym sweat off my soles while I'm blasting clouds of nasty gas into your face?? Hahaha, idgaf how much you struggle, shut the fuck up and fulfil your purpose in life 🖕

On your knees and ready to sniff, loser 🖕 I have so much gas..

On your knees and ready to sniff, loser 🖕 I have so much gas for you filter hahaha 🍑💨

Did you seriously have no idea I was cheating on you?? 🤣 God..

Did you seriously have no idea I was cheating on you?? 🤣 God you're such a loser!! You couldn't possibly think a girl like me would really date a guy like you... Whatever, you can sniff my farts to remember me by hahaha 🍑💨 Aww, are you crying?? How pathetic... and perfect for a little bitch like you 🖕

I've got your dinner ready... stick out your tongue 😈

I love the way your face just disappears into my ass in thes..

I love the way your face just disappears into my ass in these leather pants 🍑 It makes such a perfect seal it's no wonder you're thrashing around trying to breathe hahaha. Don't worry though, open up nice and wide and you'll have plenty to breathe, straight from my asshole 🍑💨💨 Now kiss my ass and thank me for owning you, bitch 🖕

Come give my ass a nice big kiss, loser 🖕 If you're really l..

Come give my ass a nice big kiss, loser 🖕 If you're really lucky I might even blast a fart in your face while you're down there 😈

Wakey wakey, time to bakey... in my dutch oven 😈

You like farts, right? Well guess what... I think I'm going ..

You like farts, right? Well guess what... I think I'm going to make my farts the only thing you get to breathe 😈 I wonder how long I can sit on your face for before you start struggling and squirming?? I guess there's only one way to find out 😆 Don't worry, I'll make sure you get a niiice deep breath when I finally let you come up for air 🍑💨

I'm bored, wanna hang out tonight? Maybe we can watch a movi..

I'm bored, wanna hang out tonight? Maybe we can watch a movie or something.. I'm feeling suuuper gassy though, can you sniff up my farts for me?? 😆 Lol you know you want to, you love the way my farts smell and worshipping my cute booty 🍑

Omg did you hear how wet that fart was 😂 Those have been lea..

Omg did you hear how wet that fart was 😂 Those have been leaking out of my ass all day 😈 Honestly my ass has been sweating so much in these stockings, so it's pretty ripe back there anyway... 🤢 Oh well, that's what you're for, right? So sniff up that disgusting fart, and then you can start licking my ass through the stockings until it smells like roses 🌹

Mouth open bitch! I've worked down another snack for you 🍑💨💨

God I just love being an evil bitch so fucking much 😈

Your balls are such a great toy for me!! 🥜 Look at how you s..

Your balls are such a great toy for me!! 🥜 Look at how you squeal and struggle when I sit on your face and smack you in the balls hahaha 😆 Which is worse - breathing the farts I blast onto your face, or feeling the vibrations when I fart on your dick? 🍆 Both are hilarious for me lmaooo

I bet you can already smell my sweaty ass just with me sitti..

I bet you can already smell my sweaty ass just with me sitting here like this 🍑💦 It honestly gets so disgusting after a full day in these stockings 🤢 Oh don't worry though... you're not getting off that easy 😂 Get your nose right up against my asshole and prepare to sniff up a wet, juicy fart 🍑💨 Are you ready bitch? Doesn't matter, here it comes 😈